The Road To the Cup
September 5,
1998 Volume 5, #2 final
updated - 09/04/98 08:50:52 AM
Week 0 Standings
American Division | W-L | Div | vs"C" | PF | PA | Caribbean Division | W-L | div | vs"A" | PF | PA | ||
1 | Leche Lovers | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | Doober Dabbers | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 |
2 | Fumunda Cheeze | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | Lungs & Livers | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 |
3 | Guantanamo Bay Gargoyles | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | Rajun Cajuns | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 |
4 | Dream Team | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | TROJANS | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 |
5 | CHUPA CABRAS | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | Blackbeards | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 |
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Draft Night 9
Memories.... Another summer came to an official end Friday Night as the FFL convened for the 9th Annual FFL Draft Night & Party. As expected, several owners showed up late, most notable the Gargoyles, strolled in about 8:20, just before the unruly crowd called Ribs to fill in. Also, as expected, a few owner showed up barley able to comprehend their surroundings, much less who or what was being drafted or voted on. The night was it’s usual success, the one glitch I can personally account for was the forgotten Trophy. I would like to publicly thank once again, my co-Commish in life for driving all the way from Aventura to save the day!! The draft was, also as usual, not without expected picks, and reaches far beyond the existence of mankind (also known as Broward County). Favre, was no doubt the #1 pick, with T.Davis a solid #2, But Fumunda made the first reach of the night with Sanders #3. Blackbeards were the biggest surprise making Cory Dillan a 1st rounder after only 4 NFL outings of significance. And now Draft Grades!
Well, there it is, this years draft summary. That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
Not mush to say yet in game 1, Favre better get out of his preseason slump, or it's a long afternoon for the Lovers. Doobers by 1 1/2 Lungs & Livers @ Fumunda Cheeze Again, not much info to go on, I like Lungs "because". Lungs by 6 Rajun Cajuns @ Guantanamo Bay At the base . GBG's by 2 1/2 Trojans @ Dream Team ?????? even Blackbeards @ Chupa Cabras Go Pete! Beards by 4 Draft Review By Dan LeBetard My good friend, Commissioner Eric Garcia, in an effort to improve the quality of his newsletter and bring his readers an unbiased opinion of last Friday’s draft, has asked this humble scribe to write a short piece reviewing last Friday’s draft. I have graciously accepted (thanks for the Tag) taking precious time from my interview with Roger Maris, so I hope you FFLers appreciate quality literature. After sorting through the drunken debauchery in the videotape (the chick with the horse was a classy touch) and Eric’s beer soaked notes, I’ve come up with something that makes sense and pays for the watch. I’ve ranked the clowns and jokers of this draft and predict the order in which they will finish the year. From the drunken Doober Dabbers (its just…..about…… intervention time!!!) to the not drunk but should have been Dream Team (Drafted 5 DOLPHINS!!!! There aren’t five worthy dolphins this year if you throw in Griese, Warfield and Flipper). Here it goes. Bottom of the Barrel 10) Dream Team They seem like really nice guys but…..THEY SUUUUCK!!! Not going to waste much time here … Ricky Watters is an acceptable #1, but Steve Young was a reach at number 2, he would have been available a couple of rounds later. Emmit is a gamble as is Randy Moss. Their third RB is Tommy Vardell. I’m sorry Dream Team but once again you will occupy the basement. 9) Lungs and Livers I was really surprised not to find Christian Okoye among this team’s draft choices. These guys had a three-year brain hiccup. Jerry Rice, Michael Irvin, Natrone Means, Curtis Conway and Ben Coates. I pronounce you guys FFL Champions of 1994. If Brunell can start catching his own passes this team can go places. Donnel Bennet. Four yards on four carries last week. Enough said. Below 500 8) Leche Lovers Its amazing that a team with the first pick could screw up like this. Although not as bad as the previous two teams, the lovers should have done better. Starting receivers: Jimmy Smith, Ricky Dudley & Michael Jackson. Poor Starting RBs: Robert Smith, Fred Lane & Charlie Gardner. Below Average. Favre could carry them. 7) Rajun Cajuns You’d’ never know it by reading the weekender, but the Cajuns have a bad team this year. No one reached more consistently than the Cajuns. Rod Smith the second wide out taken in the draft??? Starting receivers: Rod Smith, Marvin Harrison & Mark Chmura. Poor. Starting RBs: Garrison Hearst, Warrick Dunn & Jabbar. Average. Kordell can catch his own passes so watch out!. Drafting Under the Influence 6) Trojans Thank you for showing up. Funny thing is that this team has outperformed half the league despite erratic drafting directly attributed to lack of preparation and alcohol consumption. Not a good combination, but forgivable none the less. Starting receivers: Antonio Freeman, Andre Rison & Bert Emmanuel. Better than Most. Starting RBs: Dorsey Levens, Errict Rhett & Robert Edwards. Poor. John Elway will help. 5)Guantanamo Bay Gargoyles Passed on Kordel. Did you guys miss how these two are training in the offseason? Bettis is jumping form the side of a cliff while Kordell is tearing peoples arms off and killing dogs with newspapers… It’s a no brainer. You could hear the Lungs scream in pain as you took Terry Allen and Irving Fryar right out of the wax museum they call a team. Starting receivers: Yancy Thigpen, Jake Reed & Irvin Fryar. Yancy better pan out. Starting RBs Napoleon Kauffman, Terry Allen & Lamar Smith. Adequate. 4) Doober Dabbers The Drunken Clowns of the draft. Thank you for showing up…Drunk. These guys even when piss drunk can draft. This year however, they drafted 16 wide receivers. No shot in a tough division. Starting Receivers: Tim Brown, Terry Glenn, Isaac Bruce, Johnnie Morton, Jermaine Lew.. Enough. Too many mediocre wide outs. Starting RBs: Terrel Davis, Jamaal Anderson, Charles Way. Better than Most. Almost but no Cigar 3) CHUPA CABRAS The same guys that spent all summer trying to collect their just reward might be better off taking out a lean on Eric’s apartment, since it looks like they could be vying for the championship again this year. Starting receivers: Chris Carter, Terrel Owens & Keyshawn Johnson. Better than most Starring RBs: Mike Alstot, Adrian Murrel, Tiki Barber Adequate. Jeff George should have a good year with new coaching staff. Denver DE deserves honorable mention. Now this is what the rest of you were supposed to be doing 2) Fumunda Cheeze The boys from down under showed all the right moves. Starting receivers: Herman Moore, Rob Moore & Charles Johnson. Way Better than Most Starting RBs:Barry Sanders, Marshall Faulk, Curtis Enis & John Avery. Solid Steve McNair comes through and you guys will be holding the trophy come Christmas. (Remember that Eric spends the money and then it takes him a while to save) you’ll collect at next year’s draft from next year’s dues. 1) Blackbeards I want to take this opportunity to thank Pete for the lovely kitchen countertops. The only original team other than the Lungs & Liver (they don’t count) not to win it all. There’s something to be said for sobriety. Starting receivers: Carl Pickens, James Jett & Tony Martin. Better than Most Starting RBs: Corey Dillon, Curtis Martin & Antowain Smith. Best Group of RBs Moon and O’Donnel are good QBs, but the 49er DE and a weak division will bring the trophy home to Leon, Puerto Rico, where Roly will lose it and it will never be seen again. |
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